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i hate people who glorify winter there is nothing fun and cute about winter you fuckin wake up and ya piss is frozen in ya dick is that what you want you hot chocolate loving fuck
wtf this post isn’t relatable at all.. go jack off to summer. i bet you wanna fuck the sun and i hate you
But I get to wear my sweaters and watch snow from under my blanket fort, your punk ass ain’t doing winter right yo
“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy
“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book
we still follow tumblr user greetings even though he isn’t quality
hum.. thanks quality fans
Reblog if your boobs glow in the dark.
mine go ding when there’s stuff
mine can tell when it’s raining
but only if it’s actually raining
let’s stop making jokes about girls and start making jokes about white boys
here i’ll start
*white boy voice* chill out man it was just a joke
[walks into class 10 minutes late with a can of Monster] sorry I’m late I got frontpage on Reddit
[wipes cheeto dust off onto cargo shorts] so if you support gender equality does that mean it’s ok to hit women now?
[draws dicks on literally everything in sight] hahaha no homo
instead of publicly shaming girls for wearing shorts on an 80 degree day you should teach teachers and male students to not overly sexualize a normal body part to the point where they apparently cant function in daily life
i wish i was skinny enough to wear leather jackets and short jean shorts and short skirts with ripped leggings and boots and look sexy as hell and then come home and drink hot chocolate while wearing an oversized sweater and cute fuzzy socks without feeling like fucking shrek okay
pros to having thick thighs
- hot as heck
- easier to crush peoples heads with
- ppl can use them as pillows (100% more comfortable)
- WHEN U WEAR SHORTS GOSH DARN UR LEGS LOOK SMOKIN